Along The Rails

Lookit, when I was a small racing fan, I had me some Breyer horses.  Breyer is very good at constructing model horses (unless, of course, they are the color of sherbet vomit and sport terrifying wings.)  But people?  Nooooot so much.

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION,  BREYER PEOPLE.  First of all, this chick ain’t riding any of my horses.  Not when her head is settled on her neck facing her back.  What th–  She’s either absolutely helpless in making her way any farther than the paddock, or she’s evil and that head is whipping back around in the proper direction when we least expect it.

Don’t even get me started on the whip.