Along The Rails

Welcome to the gloriously pure sport of horseracing.  No, no, don’t spend your money on a win ticket… or a part-ownership… or fourteen shots after the win ticket on the horse you part-own finds its best use as a snot rag… please, purchase the following fine items:

 Made in China.  China really, really hates you, btw.

I like this one.  It’s not even pretending to be responsible, you know?

Start ‘em young, I say.  The only thing keeping this from being the most fantastic item ever mass-produced is that the horse doesn’t poop jelly beans like those little wind-up chicks at Easter do.

Strongly recommended for the owners’ box.  Or, better, the trophy presentation.  As long as you take your sunglasses off, you’ll be SuperKlassy.

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