Along The Rails

I feel compelled to show some very tough love to a few the owners running at one of our home POST, River Downs. Let us examine a few entries for, oh, today:

RACE 1

Rackem Shorty

“Rackem Shorty?” You’re inviting your horse to kick the other horses in the nuts? “Rackem Shorty,” I feel compelled to point out, is a gelding.

RACE 2

Fillyforrent

You want the other girl horses calling your girl horse a whore? “Hey, check out our turboslut of a mare! She won’t even wait until she gets back to the breeding shed!”

RACE 4

My Name’s Jemima

I… don’t even want to know. I’m not commenting any further on this one. I don’t want to be named in the lawsuit.

RACE 5

Destitute

Yep. I’m putting four hundred dollars to win on “Destitute.”

RACE 6

Kiss of Death

…Oh crap! I blew the bankroll on “Destitute,” when I could have placed all my confidence in “Kiss of Death.”

RACE 7

He’sachicmagnet

Come on, now. You’re just ceding the Triple Crown at birth with this.

RACE 8

Dave D and Dave W

You just want your horse to get beat up by the other horses when he gets back to the barn, don’t you?

RACE 9

Rib Tip

“This one.. shall honor the appetizer menu at TGI Friday’s.”  Rib Tip: By Wild Jalapeño Poppers, out of Loaded Potato Skins Platter.

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